Jacqueline Kent Cooke is no cookie she is the daughter of billionaire Jack Kent Cooke who was the late owner of the NFL team Washington Redskins. She was reported last year to be fighting for her inheritance. Jacqueline Kent Cooke has already been given a lot of money by her dead dad, but apparently it was not enough. Just how much money would be enough for Jacqueline Kent Cooke then? It is hard to tell since she seems to not be that widely seen or heard, despite her attempts for the world to know who Jacqueline Kent Cooke is.

Earlier today Jacqueline Kent Cooke was said to have got into a little bit of trouble with the law. It seemed to have something to do with not having enough money to pay the bills for a meal. Jacqueline Kent Cooke was also said to have drank too much and tried roaming around drunk. The unknown heiress then asked the police officers if they knew who the hell she was and if they still wanted their jobs at the end of the day. Cops usually do not care who you are especially if you are breaking the law, so Jacqueline Kent Cooke must have been severely disappointed when her ass was still hauled to the lockups.

Jacqueline Kent Cooke also indulged in a bit of naughtiness by flashing her undies at the cops. But I read somewhere that the mug shot of Jacqueline Kent Cooke looked horrible and showed her in all her full ugly glory. If it was some beautiful celebrity flashing, maybe it might have been worth a look. But with that face, Jacqueline Kent Cooke might have done better in a freak show. It might have been something to do with the few billion dollars she has in her pockets. Perhaps Jacqueline Kent Cooke should have done something more useful with that money like getting some facelifts done.

What exactly makes these spoilt rich brats like Jacqueline Kent Cooke do such things and think they own the world? And what makes them think that everyone should know who they are either? They might be rich, but brats like Jacqueline Kent Cooke have done nothing to contribute to this world unlike Angelina Jolie who is rich, beautiful and is also intent on adopting as many children as she can to alleviate the world of poor and starvation. If Jacqueline Kent Cooke spent some of that five billion dollar inheritance on promoting green movements she might then be able to ask the cop if they know who the hell she is and get released for being the eco friendliest person on earth.





2 Comments to “Jacqueline Kent Cooke Thinks The World Knows Who The Hell She Is”

  1. brad johnston | July 1st, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    Jacqueline Kent Cooke was also
    said to have drank too much …
    should read, “said to have DRUNK
    too much”.
    If Jacqueline Kent Cooke spent
    some of that five billion dollar
    inheritance, should read, “some
    of that five MILLION dollar
    inheritance.
    Close enough for government work,
    I suppose.

  2. Beauty | July 4th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    Thank you for the corrections on Jacqueline Kent Cooke, Brad. You are too kind.

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