Is The Montauk Monster Proof That We Are Suckers
Entertainment July 31st, 2008
Here we go again with the Montauk Monster rumors circulating around online that there is a beast that has washed ashore in Montauk in Long Island and that it is some secret experiment by the government to breed mutant monsters for world domination or something akin to that. So what is this Montauk Monster? I am not even sure because some say it looks like a dinosaur with fangs to kill but what dinosaur exactly? Another said it looks like a half breed of a cow, horse, and human all rolled into one.
Maybe that sounds more like a mutant experiment with that last description, but the Montauk Monster is now becoming the next conspiracy creature that is being discussed all over the world as proof that the US government has indeed been conducting top secret experiments in hidden camps and bases, ranging from aliens, UFOs to mutant beasts now. But what the Montauk Monster really proofs is that no matter how much we humans call ourselves the smartest, we are still susceptible to bullshit hoaxes.
If the Montaux Monster is indeed real, then what happened to it after it was washed ashore? Eye witnesses *ahem* said that the carcass was carted away by animal control, but again there are no confirmed reports. Another photo of this strange Montaux beast is rumored to be released tomorrow by some other woman who claimed to have taken her own photo of it. She must have been busy touching it up on Photoshop last night I suppose. But the beauty of this whole monstrous circus is that the creature actually does not look half bad. Surely the government must have had better breeding designs in mind instead of something that looks like a bad cross between a cow and prehistoric bird.
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